Zachary Feinstein -- the next big thing in the NBA

[kerouac822]

Draft Feinstein?

The short story is that I, Zachary Feinstein, have declared for the 2008 NBA Draft. As a 5'8" 130 pound Caucasian, I am the perfect candidate for professional basketball. Also, I do not play basketball.

You see, I am not currently on my college's basketball team (Division 3 just for reference) nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my high school's basketball team nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my middle school's basketball team nor did I try out to be. The last time I was on a basketball team was before Bill Clinton got caught with his pants down.

So there you have it, I, Zach Feinstein, am in the 2008 NBA Draft.


http://www.draftfeinstein.com/index.php

 

[ankle breaker2]

so what's the talent of this guy? a 5'8" man who can dunk who doesn't have basketball skills?

 

[ArkadiosV22]

No. He just took advantage of the NBA draft rules...

Be over 19
Make an application at least 60 days prior to the draft

Of course you have to present stat sheets of your previous performance during the past years...

Note: All stats given are educated estimations from pick-up basketball.

 

[mvblair2]

I think that's pretty funny. I've always joked about declaring my eligibility for the draft. I love the picture, Arkadios. He's hanging on the rim and not even bending it down. One of his friends must have pulled the chair away.

I think it's pretty funny. I like it!!

 

[bobo812]

wow...

 

[kerouac822]

And did you see the ball in that slam dunk picture? I bet it's been Photoshopped into the pic.

 

[mvblair2]

And did you see the ball in that slam dunk picture? I bet it's been Photoshopped into the pic.

If it's not photoshopped into the pic, one of his friends threw it into the hoop while he was pulling himself up.

I think this is really funny. I like it. I wish I'd thought of this first.