shootingbwakaw2
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I haven't watched the games in full yet, but based on previous history and newsreports, I prepared the following scouting report after the fact. No one's gonna use this anyway.
Coach:
Tim Can - and boy, Tim Did.
Manager:
Al Chewya - a growling tiger wielding disproportionate power. Cross him and he'll chew ya up and spit you out. orchestrates come-from-behind victories so the victory against china was unsurprising.
Junmar Paardous - heavy footed, arduous mobility, but immovable in the paint once his feet are set
Japeth Agulat - long time Gilas member. "Agugulat" pa rin siya during big games though, and opted to retire
Scottie "Long Thom" soon - questionable outside shooting for a guard. but he's working on it.
Chris Nuisance - pesky defender.
Marcio Lastenter - among the last to enter the team as a replacement to deadweight Bugoy
Just-in Brownlee - basketball savant who was tapped just in time for the Asiad. a black/brown Bruce Lee
Anj Kouame - has a no nonesense, efficient game, walang ka kouame-kouame, unlike the jeered and exiled coach
Kevin Alas - the hidden ace who contributed in the later stages of the tournament
Chris Cross or Chris Loss (?)- has an average cross-over; got lost in the rotation
Calvin Offsana - relative inexperience in high level games lead to frequent off nights. could be an asset when his game is on, but opponents prefer his game be always off.
Palu Chot Layas - entitled, ousted coach who never got to utilize his extensive database of dramatic excuses. Fan uproar led to his ouster and consequently, Gilas won the crown. proof that fans have more basketball sense than heads of the Samahan ng Buko-vendors ng Pilipinas.
Coach:
Tim Can - and boy, Tim Did.
Manager:
Al Chewya - a growling tiger wielding disproportionate power. Cross him and he'll chew ya up and spit you out. orchestrates come-from-behind victories so the victory against china was unsurprising.
Junmar Paardous - heavy footed, arduous mobility, but immovable in the paint once his feet are set
Japeth Agulat - long time Gilas member. "Agugulat" pa rin siya during big games though, and opted to retire
Scottie "Long Thom" soon - questionable outside shooting for a guard. but he's working on it.
Chris Nuisance - pesky defender.
Marcio Lastenter - among the last to enter the team as a replacement to deadweight Bugoy
Just-in Brownlee - basketball savant who was tapped just in time for the Asiad. a black/brown Bruce Lee
Anj Kouame - has a no nonesense, efficient game, walang ka kouame-kouame, unlike the jeered and exiled coach
Kevin Alas - the hidden ace who contributed in the later stages of the tournament
Chris Cross or Chris Loss (?)- has an average cross-over; got lost in the rotation
Calvin Offsana - relative inexperience in high level games lead to frequent off nights. could be an asset when his game is on, but opponents prefer his game be always off.
Palu Chot Layas - entitled, ousted coach who never got to utilize his extensive database of dramatic excuses. Fan uproar led to his ouster and consequently, Gilas won the crown. proof that fans have more basketball sense than heads of the Samahan ng Buko-vendors ng Pilipinas.
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